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Dark Humor Stamp by Drake1 Dark Humor Stamp by Drake1
I really love dark humor. It's my raison d'etre. (?)
You like it too? Greeeat! You can find lots of short comics in here: PBF Comics.

Read the one named "Bee". Please. xD

Thank you for your comments and faves! :D
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:iconcrazyhermine:
CrazyHermine Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
A landing airplane broke in half and all of the passangers seat belts broke, so they were all holing onto their chairs with their hands to not get blouwn away and the pilot said:" We're all too heavy! At least one person has to jump off!" A man said:"I'll do it!" And everyone starts clapping...

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An American Donald trump supporter, two american families with both 3 childeren, a mexican, a Canadian, and a Britt sat on a hot air baloon, Suddenly the balloon broke and the Britt said:" The baloon is too heavy! At least 3 people have to jump off!" And the Canadian told the family:" I'm doing it for you all!" And he jumped off, The Britt also told the family:" I'm also doing it for you all!" And he also jumped off. The american Donald trump supporter also told the Family:" I'm doing it for you all!" And he trew the mexican off.

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What is the driffrence between a human being and a onion?
I cry when I chop a onion up.

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How did Hitler's wife die?
She took the wrong shouwer.

How did Hitler's kids die?
They took the wrong train to granny

How did Hitler really die?
He took a walk with his dog on the wrong field.

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I'm so sorry I just like Dark humor too much.
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SpiderFingers15 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
What's black white and red all over?









A penguin in a blender
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:iconcrazyhermine:
CrazyHermine Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
What is green and turns red?

A Frog in a blender!
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EmoLion605 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Using
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:iconcaptain-pixels:
captain-pixels Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao I remember when I was like 5 or something my mom told me that at a funeral for her great great grandpa or something, my sister was bored so my mom let her play hangman.
I then asked "did great great grandpa die from hanging himself?"
to this day I am proud of that statement.
lmao, using btw, it's a super pretty stamp!
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:icongreenythedragon:
GreenyTheDragon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
me too
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:iconakhnaton-ii:
Akhnaton-II Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've read it. Awesome.
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:iconyudrontheglatorian:
yudrontheglatorian Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ever heard of "franquin´s last laugh"? i think you will love it.
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:icondragonnerd445:
Dragonnerd445 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015   General Artist
Dark humor FTW! >:3
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:iconbitterghostrabbit:
Bitterghostrabbit Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
HELL YEAH ! 
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:icondjhiryu508:
DJHiryu508 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
Suicide jokes kill me.
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:iconselllout:
selllout Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OGH MY
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:icongoodranite:
Goodranite Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Student General Artist
The Boston marathon was a blast
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:iconspike295:
SPIKE295 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Approved.
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:iconsalt--water:
SALT--WATER Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Dark humor the only humor that is never not funny...you have to agree no matter how messed up it gets its always funny.
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:iconsecretwallchicken:
Secretwallchicken Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why did sally fall off the swing 
she has no arms

knock knock 
whos there
not sally
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:iconcrazyhermine:
CrazyHermine Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Sally can also just kick the door.
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:iconselllout:
selllout Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH MY GOD
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:iconmcderp45:
Mcderp45 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
Oh you're alive,What a shame (not really just giving an example)
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:iconextravagantstar:
extravagantstar Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Wish my mom appreciate dark humor as much as i do cause if i tell one dark humor she gets into rage mood and starts ranting how wrong it is and starts cussing me and my brother out if we find it funny. :(
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:iconpoor-career-choice:
Poor-Career-Choice Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel so bad for you, i too suffer the same problem but with my friends.
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:icontarbosaurusbatar:
TarbosaurusBatar Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the link. =)
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:iconspike295:
SPIKE295 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Why do people always joke about nine-eleven? Like, six Muslims died during that!
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:iconshywolfie:
Shywolfie Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
oh god why
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:iconspike295:
SPIKE295 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student General Artist
:D
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:iconspike295:
SPIKE295 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over hills we go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
I wake up in a hospital with 
Stitches through my head!
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:iconsecretwallchicken:
Secretwallchicken Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D (Big Grin) 
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AnimeFreak117 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Why did the dead baby cross the road?


He was tied to a chicken's back.

(worst example evar)
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Fern5223 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconmydragonzeatyou:
mydragonzeatyou Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love dark humor also 
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shewolfzoroark Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
raison d'etre = reason to be

For those who don't know

And if you don't know and are older than me, my god that's weird.
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PhaeOBrien Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE dark humour. :heart:

I didn't know that site. I peed my pants while laughing hysterically with some of those strips... :iconbravoplz: for sharing!

PS. My favourite was "Memorabilia".
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DubstepWraith Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it wrong to be optimistic about horrible things? For example, borrowing money from a guy who's gonna go kill himself later. Look at it this way, you won't have to pay him back. Is that wrong if I'm optimistic about that?
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Eyenoom Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
May be because I come from Denmark, which a country influded by really much dark humor, but I don't think it's wrong to be optimistic about things like that: Having a dark humor does not equally means that you would stand, pointing at a person which was ready to jump out from a building and be like 'haha! That person is commiting suicide right now, that's so funny!"
More like... Dark Humor is a way to see optimistic on things that have happened, so that you can move on. Instead of dwelling by the bad things that happens in this world, at least make some fun out of it - There's no point in going around and make things that will never change hold you down anyway :D There have always been suicide, rape and murder, and I doubt that will ever change.

I apologize for the long post 8)
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DubstepWraith Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exactly! I may crack a morbid joke about it, but I would never go and make a Holocaust joke for example. Because I realize how fucked up that is! You see my friend, the problem with dark humour is that there's a fine line between dark humour and douchebaggery as to where you make people feel horrible.
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El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
As do I, for example: "Carol Vordeman is brainier than Kirk Cobain's garage wall." X)
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LuigiFan-64 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
can I use this?
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FoxyNightmare Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I love it but my friends say I'm sometimes scaring them. Hey, I think I'm more of an optymist than they are. If I'm able to laugh at dark jokes, it's just another excuse to smile! :devilish:
Faving. :+fav:
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:iconemilie-hearts-jinama:
Emilie-Hearts-Jinama Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD The perfect stamp for me...
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:icontheviciousviper:
TheViciousViper Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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:icondrake1:
Drake1 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
LOL! But I wanted my house to be blue :noes:
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:icontheviciousviper:
TheViciousViper Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, using babies will give you a brownish-red house...
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:iconcanmenor:
canmenor Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
visit my galery,its very fun!! [link]
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:iconjedi-guardian:
Jedi-Guardian Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans.
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:icondubstepwraith:
DubstepWraith Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love you XD
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:iconbeardmaster:
Beardmaster Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
If you like dark humor then check out Gloomy and Friends the comic!-->[link] Love the stamp btw!
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AvisTheArtistGeek Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too.....I got a lot of shocked looks in late elementary school and early middle school for my darkness. Not my fault I was allowed to watch Futurama when I was six.
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Stained-With-Rainbow Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
WOO HOO!
DARK HUMOR! FTW!!
^^
I <3 JTHM. (a dark humor comic)
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kinh-duong Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Dark humor fans unite!

I just wish people who aren't into dark humor would just lay off. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SERIOUS!" That's the whole damn point! To cynically poke fun of things that in hindsight, normally aren't treated as funny in a ironic manner. Because let's face it: Humans have sick minds, whether we like it or not. Some obviously more than others. What part of 'dark' and 'humor' do you guys not understand?

I also love how the same people who claim something is too serious to be made fun of are also the same people who watch South Park religiously, as well as other good shows who know how to deliver dark humor jokes properly.
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Stained-With-Rainbow Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT IS TRUE!!
I make dark humor jokes all the time, and everybody looks at me and says,
"That's not funny! That's morbid!"
And I'm like
"...It's funny to me..."
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Jeez
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